She, who heard you right the first time, will say, "What was that? I didn't get that."
You will repeat, and she will glare. As you wilt under that fierce power, you will reveal the dastardly plot behind your change of plans.
"Ameya Samant is conducting this weekend's quiz at the BQC," you will whisper, awe and respect punctuating your hushed words. She will rave about your irresponsible ways, your negligence towards family, and the preference of infant-chomping cultists over her and the kids.
But a higher power calls, and you must follow, so you will trudge out of your home and onto the mean streets of Bombay.
If you're a woman, of course, you'll probably leave a note on the fridge and come over to Pinstorm on Sunday.
Who: Ameya Samant
When: 3:00 pm, Sunday 22 June, 2008 (Please be there by 2:30 pm)
Where: Pinstorm, Ground Floor, Swati House (Next to Kotak Bank on Linking Road), North Avenue, Santa Cruz (W).
From the south: If you come north on Linking Road from Bandra to SantaCruz, you'll find a large Benetton Store on the right. At the end of that block is a Kotak Bank at the corner. Take a right and it's the next building, take the first gate and tell the sentry you've come for a meeting.